A Journey Past the Surface

lokifeelsruinedmylife: 66inches: zackisontumblr: what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:31:35 -0400

66inches:

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:40 -0400

severalbadpunslater: this is probably one of my favorite jokes...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:33 -0400

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

dragonss-breath:

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:49 -0400

dragonss-breath:

mollyiswideawake: mentalalchemy: I’d feel like a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:42 -0400

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

partybarackisinthehousetonight: [preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:57 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:02 -0400

callmeold-fashioned: Submitted by daimea ♥

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:50 -0400

callmeold-fashioned:

Submitted by daimea ♥

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:41 -0400

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:33 -0400

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:44 -0400

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:02 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

jhenne-bean: sir-cherry-fizzy: A blog isn’t a blog without a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:15:37 -0400

jhenne-bean:

sir-cherry-fizzy:

A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.

it’s true.

henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:14:33 -0400

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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Sat, 18 May 2013 05:30:39 -0400

voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:42:42 -0400

voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award

peanutb-utter: No matter what type of blog you have, if you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:51:23 -0400

peanutb-utter:

No matter what type of blog you have, if you don’t reblog this for your followers or anyother person in need, you’re just a heartless human being.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 09:10:42 -0400

t1gerlily: darthsidnious: The most beautiful part of a man’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:09:42 -0400

t1gerlily:

darthsidnious:

The most beautiful part of a man’s body
I think it must be there,
where the torso sits on and, into the hips,
those twin delineating curves,
feminine in grace, girdling the trunk,
guiding the eyes downwards
to their intersection,
the point of pleasure.

Duane Michals, 1986

FUCK

I have more conversations in my head than in real life

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:08:59 -0400

I have more conversations in my head than in real life