marissaoh: oh my god hahahaha hahaha “swiss fuckin cheese god dammit!”
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
tumblr famous: send me anons
followers: yes master
me: send me anons
follower1: do you hear something?
follower2: nah was probably just the wind
why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything
lostthehat: Share your best worst joke. I dare you to.
the hills are alive with the sound of music
me watching the olympics: how
Brother: If I have one thousand ships in one pocket...
Brother: and another thousand ships in another pocket...
Brother: What do I have?
Me: The pants of a fangirl
me: i should go shower now
: (five minutes later)
: (another five minutes later)
: (yet another five minutes later)
: (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you i was JUST about to go take a shower
ajohnnn: 10/01/2012 | THE BEST 23 SECONDS Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. LOL The more you play it the more funnier it gets. LMAO
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
omfg these are cute
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
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my-friendofmisery: Janice, it ain’t funny!