May 2013
lokifeelsruinedmylife:
66inches:
zackisontumblr:
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
thatfunnyblog:
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
voldemortsblog:
bloodandgutsinhighschool:
cleargummibears:
santahale:
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio...
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
basedmamimi:
everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
roughrimjob:
girls are so hot wow like boobs and butts and eyes and everything just wow good job girls
no-im-beyonce:
hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there
gayrus:
list of my friends:
drarna:
emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together
but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
“Breathe. Remember it’s just chemicals.”
– Alex Gaskarth, on having panic attacks. (via thatgreenlight)
thecityofpawnee:
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
tvspecial:
whorville:
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
