A Journey Past the Surface

This girl right here…damn
We’ve been to hell and back, well…does Cuba count?(; , and here we are, still attached at the hip. Weird how you find friends isn’t it? I think I met this loser in choir? I don’t even remember, but since then, well you could say that we’re closer than ever. She is my source of amusement and it can get ridiculous sometimes but it’s awesome. We have our ups and downs but hey who doesn’t? Yeah so uh she’s been through a lot and I’ve come to the conclusion that if anyone feels the need to hurt her again well…they’ll be forced to deal with moi. Seriously she’s amazing, too bad she’s taken, confusing love triangle much? Yes. Oh and she’s adorable, like…when she has this guinea pig laugh? Or when I beat her and say mean things to cheer her up :P Yeah if we were a facebook relationship we’d be “it’s complicated”. But ya know…almost all the best things are…so uhhhh Murder Pop? Yellow Crayon? Ze Fizzy Bubbla? ZE OOVOO? Tongue punching fartboxes? Keep your finger out of my butthole? MY BUTTHOLE? Zombie Strippers? Pulling things out of her black hole of a vagina? 
Yeahhhhhhh hoeeee, through hell and high water just the same ;
♥

PS. I have more recent pictures but I can’t bring myself to change this..I mean just look at how gorgeous she is here  
and by that I mean…I look terrible in the rest, she always looks wonderful (: 

PPS. If I ever go lesbian she’s my go to girl (;